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| Sicko (DVD) |  Director: Michael Moore Main Stars: Michael Moore Rating: ** I'll state up front that I'm a big Michael Moore fan. I thought his previous two movies were excellent. So I very much looked forward to his latest film, Sicko, which is an expose on the sad state of the American health care system. The film starts off with a nod to his previous film and its complete disdain of George Bush by showing a speech by Dubya where he praises Gynecologists for practicing their 'great love of women'. But lest you think the film solely rips upon Republicans, Democrats are also fair game for criticism. Especially Hillary Clinton, where Moore paints her as being a whore who’s been bought by the Pharmaceutical industry. Many tragic stories are presented to drive home how much of a mess things are. The culprits are fingered as being the Pharmaceutical and Insurance industries who get rich by operating for profit and basically putting people's lives on a bell curve to determine how it will impact their margins and whether to approve treatment or not. These companies with their deep pockets then go on to buy the politicians who pass favorable legislation resulting in even greater profits. The film ends with the most talked about and controversial scene where he takes a bunch of sick 9/11 volunteers to Cuba for medical treatment they can't get at home. So what's Moore's solution? Socialized and universal health care. He then goes on to highlight Canada, Britain, and France as shining examples of an utopian system. And here is where I suddenly lost a lot of respect for Mr. Moore. I mean it's almost nauseating how biased he is in his presentation of what things are like in these nations. Everyone is happy and smiling, nobody pays anything, there is no waiting in emergency wards, and all the doctors are very successful and drive Audi's. From the Canadian perspective, apparently mentioning how more and more babies are being born in American hospitals because there are no beds back home, how an increasing number of doctors and nurses are heading south for better pay, and how people regularly die while being on waiting lists for surgery would simply get in the way of the point he's trying to make. So while his movie will no doubt raise awareness and hopefully encourage debate on how to fix a sick system, his complete skewing of the facts ends up exposing him to be as big of a liar and whore as the politicians and companies that he criticizes. |
| Letters From Iwo Jima (Blu-Ray) |  Director: Clint Eastwood Main Stars: Ken Watanabe, Kazunari Ninomiya, Tsuyoshi Ihara, Ryo Kase Rating: *** Set in the waning days of WWII, 'Letters' tells the tale of the Battle of Iwo Jima from the Japanese perspective. Newly arrived general Kuribayashi must hurriedly prepare the defending troops for the oncoming American onslaught, along the way fighting disgruntled officers, dysentery outbreaks, and the soldiers own code of honor suicide. Set as the companion piece to director Eastwood's 'other' WWII film, Flags of Our Fathers, it is by all accounts the much superior of the two. Hats off to him for creating a film that doesn't simply demonize the enemy but instead reveals the story through their eyes. That said, while the film overall was well done, for whatever reason it didn't resonate with me emotionally. Maybe the purposefully washed out colors had the unintended effect of deadening the emotional impact. Maybe it was because I already knew what the tragic outcome would be. So no, I wouldn't put 'Letters' in the same league as Das Boot, Full Metal Jacket, or Blackhawk Down. Still, the Oscars that this movie received are definitely deserved, if for no other reason than its ability to drive home the point that regardless of nationality, ideology, or language, ultimately at the basest levels we are all the same. |
| 28 Weeks Later (Blu-Ray) |  Director: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Main Stars: Rose Byrne, Jeremy Renner, Harold Perrineau, Catherine McCormack, Robert Carlyle Rating: **** Director Danny Boyle's groundbreaking film 28 Days Later helped revitalize a genre that had become increasingly stale. By tweaking with convention and introducing 'fast moving' zombies and setting it in England he was able to create a truly unique and horrifying experience. Fast forward to the obligatory sequel. Will it, like most sequels, disappoint? Or will it manage to transcend its predecessor? I'm happy to say that this is one of those rare cases where the sequel exceeds the original. Set seven months after the outbreak of the rage virus, England is a wasteland of rotting corpses. A US led Nato force has established a safe zone in London and survivors and exiles are slowly starting to rebuild their society. Don (Carlyle) is one of the few survivors. Wracked with guilt at abandoning his wife during an attack he seeks solace at having been reunited with his children, who thankfully were out of country during the horrors of previous weeks. In a cruel twist of fate he finds out that his wife (McCormack) didn't in fact die...and neither has the virus. While the initial shock of the first film is lost, I found the sequel to be more consistent in tone, and having the children as the protagonists only adds to the viewer’s sense of fear and urgency. |
| 3:10 To Yuma (Theatre) |  Director: James Mangold Main Stars: Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Peter Fonda, Gretchen Mol, Ben Foster Rating: **** A Western would probably be the last thing I'd line up for at a theatre. But the fact that this one stars two of the most intense actors had me chomping at the bit (ha!) to see it. Dan (Bale) is a simple rancher. When he's not enduring the open contempt of his oldest son or the loss of faith in him by his wife (Mol) he's busy fighting to save his ranch from his greedy neighbor. When the legendary robber Ben Wade (Crowe) is captured he joins a motley crew tasked with escorting Wade to the prison train bound for Yuma. He sees this as his chance to right all the wrongs done unto him and most importantly to make himself a hero in the eyes of his son. Unfortunately Wade's gang led by a psychotic gunslinger (Foster) is determined to stop them. Christian Bale is fast becoming one of my favourite actors. He absolutely smolders in this role. Crowe is equal parts charming and menacing. It's tempting to say that the actors carry the film, but for me the story was key. This is much more than a guns blazing, villain versus the Sherriff, stereotypical Western. It's about why a broken man puts himself in harms way to do what is right. |
| Bug (DVD) |  Director: William Friedkin Main Stars: Ashley Judd, Michael Shannon, Harry Connick Jr. Rating: * You know a movie is bad when even the person renting it to you warns you to pick something else. I should have listened. Oddly enough almost all the reviews for this dreck are positive; most in fact rave about it. Agnes (Judd) is a trailer trash waitress whose life is awash in drugs and booze as she attempts to cope with her miserable existence. She finds herself mysteriously drawn to a stranger one night. A stranger (Shannon) whose odd mannerisms are only exceeded by his insistence that her home is increasingly infested with bugs. There is a key component in literature called 'Suspension of Disbelief' that is crucial in genres such as fantasy, horror, sci-fi etc. You know Superman shouldn't be able to fly or see through walls, but the movie makes you believe it's possible. And that's my problem with this movie. I couldn't reconcile in my head that some woman (crappy life or not) is going to start sharing the delusions of another person seemingly overnight. And thus by the end of the movie in what is supposed to be a key and horrifying moment, I found it instead to be unintentionally funny. As to the other reviews, I can only guess that because this was directed by William Friedkin (Exorcist) that they just assume it must be great. For what it's worth, Chris also thought it was horrid. |
| Superbad (Theatre) |  Director: Greg Mottola Main Stars: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader, Seth Rogen Rating: **** It seems that any movie released these days that doesn’t outright suck is always compared to classic movies of previous years. I hate when they do that, because no matter what Children of Men is not the next Blade Runner and neither is Superbad the next Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Seth (Hill) and Evan (Cera) are in their final days of high school and having gone through their best years in awkward adolescence are determined to make these remaining days ones to remember. Their opportunity to get with the 'in' crowd and enter adulthood presents itself in the form of the obligatory house party. Will they finally get to nail the babes they’ve been lusting over? Will they overcome being underage and become alcohol bearing saviors? Will this film descend into typical gross out humor? Kinda, yes, and sadly yes. The first part of the film does indeed invoke feelings of an updated Fast Times. However things take a turn into American Pie type farce when two renegade cops (Rogen and Hader) show up. While the ending does return back to the feel of the beginning I wish it had been consistent throughout. Either make a great coming of age story or make yet another teen gross-out comedy. Why try and fuse both together? That said, on the whole it is a pretty funny film. Highlights for me were Seth’s penis drawing fascination when he was younger, McLovin's (Mintz-Plasse) trip to the liquor store, and Evan’s big moment in the sack with the girl of his dreams. |
| Stranger Than Fiction (DVD) |  Director: Marc Foster Main Stars: Will Ferrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Emma Thompson, Dustin Hoffman Rating: ***** Very rarely you come across a movie that is essentially perfect. For me this is one of those rare movies. Consider this Will Ferrell's Punch Drunk Love. Ferrell plays Harold Crick, a sad, nondescript, IRS agent who's life is awash in solitude. That is until one day he starts hearing a voice in his head. No, not exactly a voice, more like a narration. A narration of his life as he lives it. A narration that foretells his impending death. An amazingly strong cast and a great performance by Ferrell draws you in to this strange tale. Gyllenhaal is quickly becoming one of my favorite actresses and the chemistry between her and Ferrell is palpable. I had expected this to be funny, but I didn't expect it to also be so touching. This film also had a similar vibe to another favourite of mine - Being John Malkovich. Any movie that reminds me of it is a winner in my books. |
| Rush Hour 3 (Theatre) |  Director: Brett Ratner Main Stars: Chris Tucker, Jackie Chan, Max von Sydow Rating: ** Yes, that whacky pairing of Chan and Tucker are back! Three times the laughs, three times the action right? Um, no. This time the pair go to Paris to try and find out the mystery of, of...oh who cares. This is really just another excuse to try and ring the last drops of money out of this waning franchise. Is it completely bad? No. I'm sure there are worse summer movies currently playing. The action scene on the Eifel Tower is actually pretty good. But for Chan and Tucker they're just merely going through the motions on their way to collecting another paycheck. Save yourself the crappy popcorn, the sticky floors, and the ringing cell phones - and skip seeing this in the theatre. I suppose if you were dying of boredom one day and it was the very last 'new releases' movie left on the rental shelves it might be worth picking up. Barely. |
| The Bourne Ultimatum (Theatre) |  Director: Paul Greengrass Main Stars: Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, David Strathairn, Scott Glenn, Albert Finney Rating: **** Matt Damon was on the Daily Show and John Stewart asked him how it felt to have all the great reviews for his new movie. Damon replied that there was one bad review and the reviewer had asked 'couldn't the director afford a Steadicam?' I thought it was kind of funny until I actually saw what he was talking about. After about 15 minutes I almost left the theatre because I thought I was going to be sick. I get that the director by choosing to shoot almost entirely with handheld cameras and by having really tight close-up shots was trying to make it look edgy and fast paced - but seriously, I thought I was going to puke. Thankfully either my eyes or my gut finally adjusted and for the remainder of the film it wasn't an issue. Damon plays Jason Bourne, CIA agent who's quest to find out his true identity finally takes him home to where it all began. If you haven't seen the first two, obviously you'll be a bit lost. I saw the first one and while I didn't see the sequel I really didn't miss anything that I wasn't able to quickly pick up on. Exotic locales such as Moscow, Paris, London, and Morocco combined with nail biting chase scenes make for a very entertaining flick. There's also lots of exploding things and a blissful absence of gooey love interest scenes. Good times all around. |
| Pan's Labyrinth (HD) |  Director: Guillermo Del Toro Main Stars: Ivana Baquero, Sergi Lopez, Maribel Verdu, Ariadna Gil Rating: **** Brutal. Thank God I didn't see that in the theatre. Set in 1944 at the end of the Spanish Civil War, young Ofelia (Baquero) struggles to overcome all manner of horrors both imaginary and real. First the good. This movie certainly lives up to it's reputation for amazing visual imagery - seeing it in Hi-Def even more so. Some truly wondrous and terrifying creatures are encountered. One scene in particular will stay with me a long, long time - those who've seen it will know what I'm talking about. And the bad? This is not a happy tale - and definitely not a movie for kids. Again, just brutal. If you want to spend two hours caught up in an adult fairy tale only to feel like absolute shit at the end of it - well by all means rush out and see it. Don't get me wrong, this IS an incredible film. I just found it to be deeply depressing. |
| Neil Young: Heart Of Gold (DVD) |  Director: Jonathan Demme Main Stars: Neil Young, Emmylou Harris Rating: ***** It's official. Jonathan Demme has directed two of the best concert films ever made. This being one of them and the other being 1984's Stop Making Sense. Young is arguably Canada's best musician - able to transcend genres from Grunge, to Folk, to Country. A recent brush with death (brain aneurysm) made him focus all his creative energy into making the album Prairie Wind. Demme captures his two night performance at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville. The first half of the concert consists of Young's new material, while the second half is made up of his classics. As with Stop Making Sense, Demme focuses exclusively on the artist in front of the camera and doesn't resort to gimmicks like quick cuts and audience reaction shots. He captures Young with a rawness and poignancy which is simply mesmerizing to watch. |
| Happy Feet (DVD) |  Director: George Miller Main Stars: Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Brittany Murphy, Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman Rating: ** Fresh off the unexpected success of 'March of the Penguins', you just know some studio exec thought to himself, "Hmmm how can we exploit the public's newfound adoration of Penguins? I know, let's turn them into frickin cartoons! Box office bonanza baby!" Sigh. Mumble is a misfit penguin. All penguins have an inner song that they sing to woo the female penguins - all except for him. He's the worst singer ever. Instead he finds his groove by tapping his feet. Ok, so you have a cute little guy named Mumble, you have great voice actors, and you have animation which is truly amazing. More than once I caught myself pondering how incredible the imagery was. So what's the problem? Basically I found the story bordered between boring and preposterous. Happy Feet is an environmental warning, no it's a expose on homosexual intolerance, no wait it's actually a father-son reconciliation - hey you know what? It's supposed to be a kids film! Pixar's Cars was a perfect example of how to make a movie with a message that appeals to both kids and adults alike. Sadly this one's heavy handedness taints the otherwise stellar visuals. |
| Casino Royale (DVD) |  Director: Martin Campbell Main Stars: Daniel Craig, Judi Dench, Mads Mikkelsen, Eva Green, Jeffrey Wright Rating: **** Ok, so I was one of those people that thought the casting of Daniel Craig as the new bond was a big mistake. Personally I was rooting for Clive Owen. Happy to say that Craig is arguably the best Bond ever. This version is probably the closest to the spirit of Ian Fleming's character in quite awhile - the last Brosnan film and Moonraker standing out as particular abominations. Here we have a Bond that actually contemplates the morality of his actions, a Bond girl (Green) who is more than just T&A, and a focus on characters not gadgets and ridiculous sets. That said, I had some minor issues. I realize that Poker is the popular thing right now, and therefore it made sense to make that the game of chance in the showdown between 007 and the bad guy (Mikkelsen). Still I miss the days of the old films where it was Roulette or Baccarat. Maybe I've just been watching to much Celebrity Poker lately. Regardless, Casino Royale is a much needed injection of freshness in a franchise that was getting pretty stale. |
| 300 (Theatre) |  Director: Zack Snyder Main Stars: Gerald Butler, Lena Headey, Dominic West, Vincent Regan, Andrew Pleavin Rating: ***** Anyone who knows me knows that I abhor going to the movies. I'd much rather wait until it comes out on DVD and then watch in the comfort of my own home. Therefore it takes a pretty special film to get me to practically bolt to the theatre to see it. 300 is such a film. Based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller, 300 is the story of how a mere 300 Spartans stood fast against hordes of invading Persians in one of the most famous battles in history. However you won't go to this movie for the story; you'll go to see its unique imagery. I can count on one hand the number of movies that absolutely blew me away visually - this is one of them. Yes it's brutally violent, but never has violence seemed so beautiful. Gerald Butler plays Spartan King Leonidas and gives him a commanding presence. Lena Headey plays the Queen in a role equally as strong and equally compelling. The rest of the cast also give terrific performances. Violence, treachery, honour, and lust. All wrapped together in one of the most stylized flicks in recent memory. You'll definitely want to see this on the big screen and I'll definitely be seeing it again! |
| Music and Lyrics (Theatre) |  Director: Marc Lawrence Main Stars: Drew Barrymore, Hugh Grant, Kristen Johnson, Haley Bennett Rating: *** Disclaimer: I'm a manly man. I enjoy drinking beer and watching football. Therefore normally I wouldn't be caught dead seeing this film - but hey, it was Valentines day (read score points with my lady). That said, it was win win because I adore Drew Barrymore. The film opens with a hilarious 80's inspired music video starring Alex Fletcher (Grant) as a member of the 80's superband Pop!. Sadly that was the best part of the movie. Fast forward to the present where Fletcher is struggling as a living 'where are they now?' curiosity, forced to perform at High School reunions and state fairs to make ends meet. Fate decides to throw him a bone when an up and coming Shakira wanna be (Bennett) decides she wants him to write her next hit song. The problem? He only has a few days and he hasn't written a song in over a decade. Enter his plant watering lady (Barrymore) who has an uncanny knack for coming up with catchy lyrics. Grant plays his patented stammering but charming shtick and Drew simply could not be any cuter. Drew's cuteness and shots of Haley Bennett scantily clad shaking her ass almost made up for the otherwise contrived storyline. But only almost. Like pop music itself, this movie is entertaining enough while watching it, but ultimately is easily disposable and forgettable. |
| My Super Ex-Girlfriend (DVD) |  Director: Ivan Reitman Main Stars: Luke Wilson, Uma Thurman, Anna Farris, Eddie Izzard, Wanda Sykes, Rainn Wilson Rating: *** Breaking up is hard enough to do. But what do you do when your girlfriend just happens to be a super hero? Such is the dilemma faced by Matt (Wilson) when he realizes that the needy and overly neurotic woman (Thurman) he has been dating is non-other than super hero G-Girl. Hell hath no fury like a super woman scorned! Fellow Canuck Reitman directs this likeable romp and keeps things light and fun spirited. The always likeable Wilson is well paired with the even more likeable Thurman. Throw in a great supporting cast of Rainn Wilson (The Office) as the scuzzy best pal and Sykes as the true object of his affection and you have a great mix of actors who clearly are enjoying themselves. I found myself giggling, er I mean laughing through most of the movie. Yes, the movie isn't perfect as it's a bit by the numbers and the ending seemed a bit weak, however overall it's great mindless fun! |
| Superman Returns (DVD) |  Director: Bryan Singer Main Stars: Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Spacey, Parker Posey Rating: **** Talk about a risky undertaking - director Singer passed on directing the third X-men movie to instead tackle the franchise that first brought comic books to the big screen and one that will forever be associated with the late, great, Christopher Reeve. Having left Earth to revisit his destroyed home world, Superman returns five years later only to find his love (Bosworth) and his adopted planet have moved on without him. Routh makes a great Superman and bears more than a passing resemblance to Reeve. I also found Spacey to be a much more effective and menacing Lex Luthor than what Gene Hackman was in the original films. In addition, the effects are also top notch. About the only possible criticism is the storyline; Luthor plans to rule the world by creating a big island in the ocean?!?!? Hey, no one said diabolic villains had to always make sense - that's why they're diabolical. Acting and special effects aside, the real reason this film is special is that it remains true to the spirit of Superman while also including the occasional nod to it's predecessors. Singer's choice was definitely the right one. |
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