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| Ratings Scale: Brutal: * Kinda Sucked: ** Average: *** Loved It: **** Perfection: ***** |
| The Brown Bunny (DVD) |  Director: Vincent Gallo Main Stars: Vincent Gallo, Chloe Sevigny, Cheryl Tiegs Rating: * Narcissistic crap masquerading as art or haunting portrayal of one man's guilt? Gallo plays a motorcycle racer who travels across the States to revisit his one true love (Sevigny). While I'm all about art flicks, this one is frustratingly difficult to watch. With almost no dialog, the majority of the film consists of Gallo driving his van through various towns and cities, down one stretch of highway after another. So why would anyone rent this movie? Because of it's notoriety. It contains a graphic hard-core sex scene between Gallo and his (then) girlfriend Cloe Sevigny. By graphic, I mean X-rated graphic. While there's a certain thrill to watching name actors engaged in actual sex and while the scene itself is um, arousing it's also jarringly out of place with the rest of the film. In interviews Gallo insists he didn't include it to be controversial, that it was integral to the movie etc. All I know is that I'd recommend you grab the clip off the 'net instead and save yourself 90 minutes of roadside scenery. |
| The Machinist (DVD) |  Director: Brad Anderson Main Stars: Christian Bale, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Michael Ironside, John Sharian Rating: **** Similar in feeling to Memento, The Machinist has a surprisingly simply premise and admittedly one that I did not see coming. Christian Bale plays Trevor Reznik, a tormented man who has not slept for nearly a year. After causing an accident in the metal factory where he works that leaves his co-worker (Ironside) an amputee he begins to doubt his sanity. Sleep deprivation leads to paranoia as he chases a phantom stranger (Sharian) who's existence no one else will acknowledge. The moody atmosphere is refreshing in it's execution and the plot is one that will fool you long after you think you've figured it out. But the image of a skeletal Bale who lost over 60 pounds for the role is in itself a reason to see this movie. No other actor has gone to such physical extremes - even more amazing considering that this was a small, independent release. |
| Hotel Rwanda (DVD) |  Director: Terry George Main Stars: Don Cheadle, Nick Nolte, Joaqiun Phoenix, Sophie Okonedo Rating: **** Based on the true story of the genocide that occurred in Rwanda in 1994. The always excellent Cheadle plays hotel manager Paul Rusesabagina the reluctant hero who helps save over 1200 people from being butchered. Add into the mix the frustrated Canadian general (Nolte) running the UN peacekeeper contingent and the horrified reporter (Phoenix) hoping to get the West to pay attention to the ongoing atrocities. This movie definitely belongs alongside 'The Killing Fields' and 'Welcome to Sarajevo' - excellent films that showcase the brutality mankind is capable of. I had only one complaint, and it's a small one. While it touched upon it, I wish the film had delved deeper into the West's and the UN's responsibility in this sad affair. The fact that it was more important to stop the killing of thousands of European's in Yugoslavia than it was the millions slaughtered in Rwanda. |
| Spanglish (DVD) |  Director: James L. Brooks Main Stars: Adam Sandler, Tea Leoni, Cloris Leachman, Paz Vega, Shelbie Bruce Rating: ** I remember wanting to see this when it came out in theatres, especially due to all the good buzz surrounding the film. Unfortunately after watching the DVD I can say that I just wasted 2hrs and 10mins of my life. Spanglish is told through the narrative of a Mexican daughter (Bruce) as she and her mother (Spanish star Paz Vega) adjust to life living in America. Her mother becomes employed as a maid to a upper-class white family with numerous quirks and issues. Notably the neurotic mother (Leoni), the alcoholic grandma (Leachman), the stuck-in-the-middle father (Sandler), and even the persistent family dog. I must admit that the first half of the movie was enthralling, but then it develops an identify crisis. It simply doesn't know what it wants to be and the previously believable characters become over-the-top and plain silly. I can only attribute the films generally positive reviews to the fact that the critics were overwhelmed that Sandler wasn't playing his usual moronic shtick (Waterboy). Yes, when he really wants to, Adam Sandler can be a good actor. But if you want to see a great performance in a movie that's equally as entertaining, go see Punch-Drunk Love instead. |
| Finding Neverland (DVD) | Directors: Marc ForsterMain Stars: Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet, Dustin Hoffman, Julie Christie, Nick Roud Rating: ***** Loosely based on a true story, Depp plays Scottish playwright James Barrie. Coming off his latest flop of a play he meets a widow (Winslet) and her four boys in a park one day. Despite tension with his wife, interference from her mother, and disapproval of the community he goes on to form a strong bond with them. Particularly with young Peter who's emotionally troubled over his father's death. His experiences with the family inspire him to create his greatest work - Peter Pan. Once again excellent performances all around - especially Freddie Highmore who plays Peter. About the only quibble I have with the film is that within the first 5 minutes I had a pretty good idea of where it was going. Still, bring the Kleenex as you'll be bawling by the end of it. |
| King Arthur (DVD) |  Director: Antoine Fuqua Main Stars: Clive Owen, Keira Knightley, Stellan Skarsgard, Ray Winstone, Hugh Dancy Rating: *** Purists will cry foul, but I rather liked this alternate take on the Arthurian legend. Based on recent archeological evidence that Arthur was in fact a Roman legionnaire, this version paints a much more realistic picture than the 1981 flick 'Excalibur'. Arthur (Owen) and his knights have been fighting in Rome's service for 15 years (think conscription). His men are increasingly torn between their contempt at serving a corrupt empire and their duty to their leader. But before they can win their freedom they must go on one final mission. Visually this movie is stunning, with the highlight being the battle on the frozen lake. Performances are also excellent, especially the individual knights and Skarsgard as the brutal Saxon warlord. The only real issue I have with the film is Knightley, who while making for good eye candy seemed unnecessary and tacked on to generate the prerequisite love interest. Thankfully the DVD version is rated R, unlike the theatrical release which was toned down to get a PG13 rating and thereby sell more tickets. A common industry practice which I detest. |
| Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (DVD) |  Director: Kerry Conran Main Stars: Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi Rating: **** Sky Captain is a rip-roaring good time. Essentially a homage to the action-adventure films of yesteryear, excellent visuals and a great atmosphere (basically a cross between Fritz Lang's Metropolis and War of the Worlds) combine for a unique viewing experience. Fighter pilot Sky Captain (Law) teams up with Polly (Paltrow) a reporter from his past to uncover who's behind the wave of robotic attackers menacing the world's cities. Along the way they get some much needed assistance from the Royal Navy in the form of Capt. 'Franky' Cook (Jolie), who despite her small amount of screen time manages to completely steal the show. While the storyline is somewhat simplistic (mad scientist wants to destroy the world), the effects more than make up for it. So grab some popcorn, kick back, and enjoy the show. |
| Open Water (DVD) |  Director: Chris Kentis Main Stars: Blanchard Ryan, Daniel Travis Rating: **** Based on a true story, a young couple gets away from their hectic lives for some fun in the sun. They go on a group scuba dive in the middle of the ocean and surface only to find that they have been left behind. Shot entirely on digital camcorders, with no special effects, and with real sharks, Open Water is a definite departure from mainstream filmmaking. Some people will find it boring, especially for the first part of the movie, but given the subject matter - two people floating in the ocean - it makes sense to take the time to emotionally invest us in the characters. For most people the ending is what really sells this movie. You'll find yourself replaying the scenes through your head while you're trying to sleep at night. And if nothing else it'll make you think twice about swimming in the ocean. |
| DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story (DVD) |  Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber Main Stars: Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Gary Cole, Christine Taylor Rating: *** 'If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball'. Vaughn plays the owner of an average-Joe's gym who's about to have it taken over by the uber-gym across the street which is owned by Stiller. To save the gym a bunch of misfits band together and enter a dodgeball tournament being held in Vegas to try and raise the required funds. Yes it's formulaic and just a tad bit stupid. But you'll still laugh your ass off. Vaughn plays the straight man to Stiller's ego-centric, over the top character. Bateman is also hilarious as the clueless sports commentator. Be sure to check out the alternate ending...........in a perfect world more movies would end like that. All in all Dodgeball is pretty much the best sports movie satire since Baseketball. |
| The Terminal (DVD) |  Director: Steven Spielberg Main Stars: Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Stanley Tucci Rating: **** A heartwarming movie loosely based on a true story. Hanks plays Viktor, a man from an Eastern European country who's seeking to keep a promise to his dead father by visiting New York City. After arriving at JFK airport however he finds out that his home country no longer exists as the government has been overthrown. With an invalid passport he can't enter the United States and with no country to go back to he can't leave the airport. Struggling with the language barrier he tries to come to grips with his situation all the while butting heads with the airport supervisor (Tucci) who just wishes that he'd break the law by leaving the airport and become someone else's problem. Eventually he befriends the terminal workers and becomes smitten with a flight attendant named Amelia (Zeta-Jones). With anyone else in the lead role this film would have been a dud, but Hanks plays this role so well that you can't help but get caught up in it. Feel good films are easy targets for critics, but you know what? Sometimes they are just what you need. |
| Stepford Wives (DVD) |  Director: Frank Oz Main Stars: Nicole Kidman, Matthew Broderick, Bette Middler, Christopher Walken, Glenn Close Rating: **** It seems there's no one left in Hollywood that can think of an original script anymore. Likely some executive realized that creativity was a hindrance to cash flow and suggested continuous remakes as a solution. And so we get 'Stepford Wives', a remake of the 1975 original that drops the social commentary and sci-fi/horror aspects opting for campiness instead. Joanna (Kidman), a man-castrating, TV executive and her loving husband Walter (Broderick) decide to leave the big city life behind and settle in the idyllic town of Stepford, Connecticut. There they find life is a throwback to the 50's with the women cooking, cleaning, and being sexually subservient and the men spending all their time in the lodge smoking cigars, drinking beer, and just being men. Everything is perfect, uncommonly perfect, almost eerily perfect. The premise is sound but the execution is not. Kidman and Broderick have zero chemistry, Walken is just collecting a paycheck, and the scriptwriter can't decide if the women are robots or not. Rumours of onscreen fights and production problems were likely true as this is one big mess. Despite good performances by Close and Middler the best thing about this movie is that thankfully, it's only 90 minutes long. |
| Saw (Theatre) |  Director: James Wan Main Stars: Cary Elwes, Danny Glover, Leigh Whannell, Monica Potter, Michael Emerson Rating: *** Two strangers awaken to find themselves in a filthy room, each with a leg chained to the wall and no recollection of how they got there. In the middle of the floor lies a dead man clutching a tape recorder. Searching their pockets they find a cassette with 'Play Me' written on it. So begins 'Saw', a grotesque film with an intriguing premise and horrifying imagery that falls short of being a classic. While not entirely original - owing much to the excellent low budget flick 'The Cube' - the opening scene goes a long way to keeping you involved in the story until the surprise ending. Being a horror flick there's the usual plot holes, but they are easily overlooked in the face of such brutal and sickening situations. Unfortunately Glover and especially Elwes are poor choices for this genre. Had different actors been cast 'Saw' likely would have achieved Cult status. |
| The Day After Tomorrow (DVD) |  Director: Roland Emmerich Main Stars: Dennis Quaid, Sela Ward, Ian Holm, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum Rating: **** As someone who lived through the Edmonton tornado, extreme weather both fascinates and frightens me. I am also very concerned about the effects of global warming. [It sickens me that Polar Bears will likely become extinct during my lifetime, all so some loud-mouth American can slide his fat ass into his SUV and drive down the block to the local Dunkin Donuts] So it was with much interest that I watched Hollywood's latest take on the subject. Surprisingly I found this movie to be quite enjoyable. Dennis Quaid plays Jake Hall, a scientist who warns the US government of the coming disaster - as global warming paradoxically hastens in the next ice age. Along the way his son Sam (Gyllenhaal) becomes trapped with his friends in New York. This leads to Jake and his colleagues struggling to rescue them before it's too late. I found the scenes of New York as an icy wasteland fascinating to watch. I also liked how there was at least some attempt to reflect this as a global disaster, with Canada and Scotland sharing in on the fun. Yes, it's a bit implausible in parts but the special effects coupled with the social commentary make this a good watch. |
| Van Helsing (DVD) |  Director: Stephen Sommers Main Stars: Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, David Wenham, Will Kemp Rating: ** Cross otherwise good actors with a lousy script and cheesy CGI effects and what do you get? A really crappy movie called 'Van Helsing'. Don't confuse this film with the vampire killer from Bram Stoker's Dracula. The title is the only thing in common. I understand the concept of artistic license but this is ridiculous. Director Sommers seems to think that if you cram enough classic monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein, Werewolves) into the story that you'll get a good movie. Well, he is wrong. And if you're going to include such icons then at least try to stick the commonly accepted conventions (Werewolves change back to humans when the moon clouds over - what the hell?) Not even hunky Jackman and hottie Beckinsale can save this mess. As an aside, here are my favourite movies with these characters: Dracula - 'Shadow of the Vampire' Frankenstein - 'Gothic' Werewolves - 'American Werewolf in London' |
| Star Wars Trilogy (DVD) | Directors: George Lucas, Irvin Kershner, Richard MarquandMain Stars: Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Alec Guinness, Peter Mayhew Rating: **** I'll skip reviewing the movies themselves as everyone knows the story and has probably seen the films dozens of times already. It is important to note that these are not the originally released films. Instead they are the 1997 re-release editions to which a number of additional changes were added. On the whole I like all the 'improvements', although the whole Greedo scene still bugs me. Other than the changes, why would you want to own the set? Because the movies look and sound amazing. These are definitely the DVD's to own to showcase your entertainment system. Countless hours were spent removing the slightest imperfections from the master reels and the end result is stunning. As for the sound, there's nothing like hearing John Williams' booming score and the cacophony of sound effects in THX. In addition to the three films an additional DVD contains scores of bonus material including the excellent documentary 'Empire of Dreams: The Story of the Star Wars Trilogy'. Ok, so what's my favourite of the three? It'd be Empire Strikes Back - the best by far. |
| Resident Evil: Apocalypse (Theatre) |  Director: Alexander Witt Main Stars: Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Mike Epps, Oded Fehr, Jared Harris Rating: *** What can I say? I love Zombie movies - adore them in fact. So it was with much excitement that I went to go see this sequel to the surprise hit of 2002. In this one we find Alice (Jovovich), now genetically enhanced, teaming up with Jill Valentine (Guillory) to escape zombie infested Raccoon City (Toronto) before it is 'sanitized' with a nuclear blast. In addition to the hordes of zombies, they must also fight numerous other nasties, culminating in the final showdown with the Nemesis monster. Is it perfect? No. Is it a rip roaring fun time? Hell ya! Will you like it? It depends. If you're like me and rushed out to see '28 Days Later' and think that George Romero's 'Dawn of the Dead' is one of the greatest movies ever made - then yes, you'll love it. If not, at least watch it for the novelty of seeing Toronto City Hall getting blown to smithereens. |
| The Girl Next Door (DVD) |  Director: Luke Greenfield Main Stars: Elisha Cuthbert, Emile Hirsch, Timothy Olyphant, James Remar Rating: **** Not to be confused with the depressing biography of porn star Stacy Valentine, this is a gem of a movie that's miles ahead of most of the teenage oriented crap that's out there. Mathew (Hirsch) is your typical by the book high school senior with ambitions of one day becoming president. His straight laced existence begins to spiral out of control when he falls hard for his new neighbor Danielle (Calgarian cutie Cuthbert) - who as he later finds out happens to be a porn star. A perfectly balanced movie that's equally funny, charming, titillating, and honest. Great performances abound, but Olyphant gives a stand out performance as her obsessive manager. Menacing one moment and charming the next, his character adds just the right touch of realism to round things out. Ultimately a coming of age story that ranks right up there with Fast Times, Breakfast Club, and American Pie. |
| Secret Window (DVD) |  Director: David Koepp Main Stars: Johny Depp, John Turturro, Maria Bellow, Charles S. Dutton Rating: *** I was looking forward to this movie until I realized it was based on a Stephen King novella. As I can count on one hand the number of excellent movies adapted from his works, I wasn't expecting much. Thankfully Depp's performance saves this movie from being a total disaster. He stars as Mort Rainey, a recently estranged writer holed up in a lakeside cabin who spends most of his time sleeping on the couch. One day a creepy looking man (Turturro) with a southern accent shows up at his door claiming that Mort ripped off one of his stories and demands that he make amends. My problem with the movie was the ridiculousness of the situations - which by the end of the movie is explained via the obligatory surprise ending. But if you're going to try and trick the audience at least give some hint as to what's happening, otherwise it ends up feeling contrived and unbelievable. Not the worst Stephen King adaptation, but definitely far from the best. |
| Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Theatre) |  Director: Adam McKay Main Stars: Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Vince Vaughn, Fred Willard Rating: **** 'I love Scotch......Scotchy, Scotchy, Scotch.' Very loosely based on 70's real life news anchor Ron Burgundy, Ferrell's comic charm and a great supporting cast make this a winner. Yes it turns ridiculous by the end of the movie but you'll still laugh your ass off. Christina Applegate plays the love interest and for such a silly movie manages to give considerable depth to her character. She's come a long way from Kelly Bundy. Look for cameos by Tim Robbins, Luke Wilson, Jack Black, and Ben Stiller. In addition to the on-screen pranks the retro 70's clothes, sets, and mannerisms are also a treat to watch. The plot involves friction between Ferrell and Applegate as she upstages him in her attempt to become the first female news anchor. But you didn't really go to this movie because of the plot did you? Curiously, the one scene from the trailer where he's shaking his ass at the party wasn't in the movie. Perhaps it will be included in one of the many outtakes and deleted scenes on the forthcoming DVD. 'I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!' |
| Fahrenheit 9/11 (Theatre) |  Director: Michael Moore Main Stars: Michael Moore Rating: ***** The latest documentary from Oscar winner Michael Moore borrows the title from Ray Bradbury's classic sci-fi tale 'Fahrenheit 451', a story about a futuristic society where books are burned because the content deemed to dangerous. An apt choice as the White House will definitely deem this movie incendiary. In it Moore alleges that current events are all part of an Orwellian desire for eternal war and eternal fear in order to keep perpetuating the status quo. He goes to great lengths to portray the leader of the most powerful nation on earth as an illegitimate president and a bumbling idiot. The scene where Bush is in a Florida classroom and the look upon his face as he's frozen in uncertainty upon hearing that the United States is under attack is particularly telling. Especially powerful is the opening where Moore spares us having to witness the planes crashing into the towers yet again. Instead, the audience sits in complete darkness for an entire minute listening to the jets impacting one after the other and the horrified screams on the ground. While somewhat of a departure from his previous films (he spends most of the time narrating instead of appearing on camera) he manages to inject some subtle humour and the scene where he tries to get members of Congress to enlist their sons and daughters to fight in Iraq is vintage Moore. |
| Kill Bill: Volume 2 (Theatre) |  Director: Quentin Tarantino Main Stars: Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Daryl Hannah, Michael Madsen Rating: **** The bride is back, and she's still pissed. While the first movie was essentially a tribute to the cheesy kung-fu movies of the seventies, this one is more of a homage to the old spaghetti westerns. The violence has been toned down and the dialog increased. Not to say that it isn't violent, just that it's more focused. Uma definitely goes through the ringer in this one. The fight scene with Daryl Hannah is brutal and the burial scene horrifying. Thankfully the final showdown avoids being a long drawn out affair (read Matrix 3). A quick, furious flurry, an unexpected act and then it's all over. While the sound track doesn't have the impact of the first film, the second installment makes up for it visually. Use of black & white, different aspect ratios, and extreme close-ups work well with the story. While some might be disappointed in the change of style and pacing from the first movie, I for one think it's great. One story line, told in two movies, each with their own style. I don't know about you, but I'm off to work on my Five-Finger Heart-Exploding technique... |
| Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Theatre) |  Director: Michel Gondry Main Stars: Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Kirsten Dunst, Elijah Wood, Mark Ruffalo Rating: ***** From the brilliant mind of Charlie Kaufman (Being John Malkovich, Adaptation) comes this latest gem of a movie. One day Joel (Carrey) has an odd compulsion to ditch work and he takes the train to the coast. There he encounters Clementine (Winslet) who although he's never met her before, there's something oddly familiar about her. Describing the rest of the movie would not only give away too much, but it also wouldn't do justice to this head trip of a film. Carrey easily puts in the best performance of his career, showing that he has what it takes to be a serious dramatic actor. Winslet is stunning in appearance and her mannerisms dredged up memories from my past - adding a personal connection to the mix. The rest of the cast are also excellent. Look for Elijah Wood in his first post-LOTR role. Truly not a mainstream film, it will leave you reflecting long after the final credits role. In the end you are left with the notion that perhaps certain people are just destined to be together. |
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